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Once upon a time there was a man who just wanted to eat a lot of string cheese until he realized it gave him yellow ears and large lips as he tried to put it in between his toes. But the next day he sprouted two beautiful wings and flew towards the end of the glowing path, which he had polished the day before. There he discovered a very beautiful stream with big chunks of cookie which looked totally yummy in the morning light. So now, he thought, "there should be a blueberry muffin here too!" He looked around the path and noticed a a gorgeous big juicy blueberry, but not a blueberryspoon anywhere nearby! What an utterly horrible situation he was in. He envisioned a daring plan to unite two of the world's best spooners to help him find out if he could swim the English Channel , but it turns out using two miniature wombats doesn't help you swim. Oddly enough, using one Instead, he asked a funny-shaped cow to store his second miniature wombat in the cow's pouch cow kicked him hard maninblack was the ruler of the curent place. He stole the cow from the old man. Then maninblack died from Justmejoe round-house kicking him Then maninblack died from justmejoe and mute came and bashed in his (his as in, maninblack) brains and they spewed me was revived yay maninblack rode to hyrule and saw blue goats he ate the goats which quickly ate him and it was bad. cptfalcon won several races and is un beatable and is un beatable Actually, everyone else thought until mute knocked him off of the side he was a freak but anways, back to the story from before after Maninblack's death Justmejoe went on a run to Maninblack's parent's house to kill them off while yelling, "Rah rah rah rah rahb rah." He yelled this to He then got nude each of the parent's but he didn't really get nude, he only stared blanky into their dead eyes, as their souls drifted to China after which they grew tentacles of mass proportion that they used to eat monsterous sushi from Then all the Chinamen showed up very quickly to decapitate the poor souls, that had fallen into a large ravine from way up high where they thought that they would be safe. But they weren't and I lika do-da cha-cha like a sissy girl . The next day a giant one eyed potato got hungry and started stomping angrily on all mini three eyed potatoes to impress some other gorgeous sexy reluctant three breasted potato with one HUGE whole in her